Finding a shark in an above ground swimming pool. In Michigan.

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Accidentally eating lead paint. 

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Getting ink poisoning, whatever that is. 

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Waking up in a bed of snakes. Again, in Michigan. I'm not Indiana Jones. 

 

Parasailing accidents. I don’t parasail.

 

Personal plane accidents. See above.

 

Getting sucked down a pool drain. For someone who loves swimming, I sure have a lot of pool-based fears.

 

Botulism. 

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Squirrels. They have the beadiest eyes.